The Repeat Offender Club

(***FIRST EIGHT (8) HOURS OF MEMBERS ONLY EPISODES, NOW LIVE! SIGN UP BELOW TO RECEIVE ACCESS!!!***)

Put yourself on the list,

The list of big dick players and cell block ballers that support us on a recurring basis.

Now give us that fruit cup, bitch.

*THIS IS THE OFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP OF MEMBERSHIPS*

Included with your recurring monthly payment that you'll hopefully forget to cancel and then lose the card, which of course, you're too lazy to bother actually canceling, and the payments keep stacking up, until you have to default on the card, and it goes to collections; forever preventing you from functioning in our debt based monopoly money economy;

YOU will receive the following:

• 🔊Extra Podcast Episodes (The Good Stuff™)
• 😎An Internal Community Of Like Minded, Big-Brained, Big-Dicked, Hustlers and Bustlers, Ballers and Collars, cutting a bloody swath through the streets of life with their bulldozer like phalluses.
• 🎬Riffs. This is like a special ceremony. We watch stuff and yell over it. Kind of like going to a movie theater in certain parts of the city. Mostly the inner parts.
• 🎨Behind The Scenes Extras. Mostly sensual poses and glamour shots of assholes in 4k.
• 💾Archives. Sometimes shit gets put in the naughty box. The one your mom has under her bed. She keeps pictures of our dicks there, and also the older episodes that will be decluttered from our free platforms as the body count rises.
• 🎁Anything else we decide to bless you with, probably lots of stuff. Give-Aways and shit? Who knows.